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  • Prime 11:08 pm on January 23, 2007 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: , Meddling Mother-In-Laws,   

    Tots Gone Wild 

    DEAR OPTIMUS: My son and daughter-in-law have a golf cart they allow their 6-year-old daughter, “Madison,” to drive. I feel that she is too little to control the vehicle. She can barely see above the steering wheel. there is a warning on the dashboard stating that a rollover could cause severe injury or death.

    When I speak up, I am met with rolled eyes and a curt reminder to mind my own business. Even my husband refuses to listen. I feel isolated in this situation. My husband offered no support when I expressed my concern and told me to stay out of it. I just want to avoid a potential tragedy without being “the meddling mother-in-law.” Am I overreacting? — SERIOUSLY WORRIED IN FLORIDA

    BEGIN TRANSMISSION: DESTINATION (IGNORED IN CANADA)

    I hate to say it, but your family is right. You are making a cyber-mountain out of a cyber-molehill. If this human child injures itself with this “golf cart” and breaks an arm or leg, you can buy it a replacement limb. That’s what we did when Rawhide tore off Bumblebee’s leg while they were high on Energon.

    END TRANSMISSION

     
  • Prime 2:32 pm on December 31, 2006 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
    Tags: , Incompatible Religions, , Meddling Mother-In-Laws, ,   

    Love is Electrical 

    DEAR OPTIMUS:

    I am engaged to be married. The problem is that “Todd” and I come from different religions. I’m a Catholic and he is a Baptist. Todd refuses to even consider being married in a Catholic church and, because he won’t, I won’t get married in his. I really want a church wedding, and my mother doesn’t want me to be married in any other church.

    So, what do I do to get my perfect wedding?

    - Confused in Kentucky

    BEGIN TRANSMISSION: DESTINATION (CONFUSED IN KENTUCKY)

    I had a similar conflict when Megatron reprogrammed our rechargers causing us to become evil. Luckily, Jazz and Bumblebee do not recharge, so that they were able to return us to our original settings in time to stop Megatron from stealing a solar-powered satellite. “Todd”, has most likely had his settings tampered with. Have a technically-oriented human friend create an Attitude Exchanger, which will cause him to revert back to the “Todd” you fell in love with. If an Attitude Exchanger is unavailable, drop a toaster into his bath — this should reverse his polarity.

    END TRANSMISSION

     
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