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DEAR OPTIMUS: I am 21 and have been going out with an older man (17 years older) I’ll call “Sherman” for about a year. He and I are having a baby together in three months. I don’t know if I want to be with Sherman anymore. He keeps telling me that if I want to be with someone more my age — which I do — I should break off before things get worse. He says he’d rather be heartbroken now than have me tell him later that I have found someone else. My friends tell me that if I don’t want to be with Sherman, I should just tell him and go on my way. What do you think I should do? — CONFUSED IN MAINE

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I myself had what you humans term a “May-December” romance and it will end in the cracking of your fleshy heart mechanism. She was a thirty-two year old greyhound bus that you could rest a case of motor oil on her rear bumper. In the end, there were too many differences. I wanted to provide freedom to all sentient beings. She wanted to get her tailpipe stuffed by every Autobot at the base. I had to let her go, which I did, after she ran of with a Zamboni.

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