Most Trivial Question Ever
DEAR OPTIMUS: Could you settle an argument between me and my husband? We’ve been married only four months. I get out of the shower and dry off, or walk into the bedroom to dry off. He says I should dry off in the shower. Who is correct? — ANN FROM FLORIDA
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Autobots do not shower, but I have seen the same problem when Grimlock comes out of Clean-O-Tron. Not only does it take 14 Autobots to get him in there, he often tracks greasy water all over Autobot Headquarters. It drives Jazz insane. I hope that this humorous anecdote provides a sufficient explanation to your question.
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