How To Party Like A Robot
DEAR OPTIMUS: My best friend and I are having a big mutual birthday party. It’s going to be a big bash with lots of people, lots of drinking and, of course, the possibility that others may bring drugs. We plan on inviting all our friends. However, we have a few friends who no longer live that kind of lifestyle. Do we still invite our sober friends to this gathering? What do you think? — FRIEND IN NEED IN CALIFORNIA
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Your human bodies seem to have little tolerance to alcohol and drugs. At the last party I attended, I met a delightful young woman who two drinks later began to spasm on top of a table and squeal out her hotness quotient. Reflector was able to capture some photos of her devolution before she disappeared with Spike to make a feature film. I am still eagerly awaiting its release.
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