Delaware Class War
DEAR OPTIMUS: We’re middle-class citizens who take care of our homes. Our lawns are neat and trimmed and our flower beds are weeded. Our “stuff” is kept in garages, sheds or in our homes. Last summer a new family moved into our neighborhood. It’s a mess. “Stuff” is all over the place (piles of junk left out over the winter). Since their property backs up to the main road, they don’t bother driving around the block to park — they drive through the yard! The tire ruts are now evident, and it detracts from our well-kept lawns. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. DUMPED ON IN DELAWARE
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We recently had some new neighbors move into our neighborhood and I must say there were certainly some crossed circuits. How were we supposed to know that all that green construction equipment aren’t the Constructicons? Why would you humans build excavating machines that appear similar to evil robots? It is not well processed out.
Below is a simulation of what might have happened to us. This should cover us in the court case that is now pending. Don’t try to tell me that a human child with glowing green eyes is normal.
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