How to Handle Movie Talkers Without Violence

DEAR OPTIMUS: Last night my wife and I went to a movie. A man in our row was talking, so I “shushed” him, but he continued to talk, ruining the movie for us. What is the best way to handle someone talking during a movie? Thanks! — JIM IN OVERLAND PARK, KAN.

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I often have the same problem while I am trying to communicate with Cyberton and Blur talks incessantly into my auditory receptor. I usually just have him disconnected until I am done. There should be a switch located on the torso region of this human that will turn off his amplification speakers.

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