Drunk Robots
DEAR OPTIMUS: Is it true what people say while drunk, or not? Does alcohol cause one’s true feelings to come out? — LINDA IN CRESTVIEW, FLA.
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I know whatever I say when I’ve had a few extra cubes of Energon I can be a bit off-kilter. Usually when Blaster replays the tapes the next morning it turns out that I have said too much “truth.” I should point out while the energon does lower inhibitions, it does not make the inherent information any more true.
Blaster is also telling me that I make him repeatedly play the following music video and make the bold claim that Stan Bush is the greatest rock star in the universe.
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